Saturday, 8 November 2014

Diary of a female law student

As a blog writer you gatz write whether or not you're in the mood, whether or not it's comfortable for you, you just gatz to keep writing and see it more as profession than a hobby. The little discipline you put into your blog writings, that single act of consistency and pain staking devotion and diligence will go a long way in affecting other aspects of your life. Well as for me, that's enough bangle-gist for now. I'll sha use style to apologize to all our readers for the inconsistency in my posts. It's not like I don't have what to say (I get gist plenrii now, trust me *winks), let's just say I didn't take my own advice above *teethy grin*; it was not my fault kinda. Now to my amebo today, I got into Enugu this weekend from one of the other states that aint really united and let's just call it a road trip as ndi obodo oyibo ne-eme. That's excluding the bad roads, traffic standstill for about three hours and then the jollof rice and chicken that the "luxurious" bus served that's still running my stomach till today. The ironic thing was thing is that all this things did not pain me. Yes!!! Aswear down!!! They did not pain me pishikom. The only thing that pained me on that painless journey was the Nigerian film aka Nollywood movie. Chae!!! Diaaarriiaaas God oo!!! Nna mehn, part 1 , part 2 was Royal Scandal abi ogini; part 3 and 4 was palace guard, I can't even remember what the titles of parts 5, 6, 7 and 8 were. But my dear, one of the actresses carried the same hairstyle, weavon not braids ooh from part 1 to 6. The heroine, you know that controversial actress that's on chocolate and ladystar weavon, I did not call any name oo, was just changing wigs without brake. The annoying thing is that the wigs were not consistent, for example scene one, black wig; scene two, brown wig; scene three, the same black wig from scene one and these scenes are expected to be three days in a row!!! Hian! Na only she waka come? It was annoying, having to watch that or stare outside as the traffic or passing familiar scenery; none of which were exactly options. I just had to respect myself as I was saving battery o both phone and laptop. Ehnehn I forgot to thank God for journey mercies, it was by His Grace I arrived o. so to who has the fault for my late post, I think it has been universally accepted that nollywood movies depletes one's I.Q. guess that's what happened to me because for the past two days I've been on lockdown, trying to get my creativity back after the torture I was out through; up till now am still trying to recover which is very obvious from my disorganized diary entry. I'll try to put on my swag before next week when lectures are supposed to start.
CAVEAT: It's not like I don't love my country. I love Nigeria and I appreciate everything Nigerian especially creativity so shout out to the designers, writers, poets, dancers, instrumentalists, website developers, bloggers(grinning ear-to-ear), GOOD musicians, GOOD actors and actresses, GOOD scripters writers and all the rest of y'all. No homo, love y'all. My own issue is that if you don't fall under my small class of people above then please no vex me. Its really annoying to watch a movie of thirty minutes with one hour of not-so-true adverts. They just pick scenes they want from different parts of the movie and lie that its just one part to get the audience interested. I tell ya, my people, that's fraud, fraud I tell ya and you know what, imma sue and when I sue. You aint gonna advertise no movies again. Shout out to great Nollywood that made me pro- Nigeria. In no particular order, Half of a Yellow Sun, Ije, Weekend Getaway, Flower girl among few others. The best thing about these movies is that they DON'T have eight parts, 99% of them no even get part two. It's just one part that leaves you thirsting for more. As for the rest, pick a cue from these ones and NEVER, I repeat, NEVER show yourself near me again especially when am about to resume*hisses.
Ngwanu adios hunaes, have a great week ahead. *peace
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